The Sales Freak Presents
ARE YOU A FREAK ABOUT…
EVERYTHING AROUND THE GRAVE?
Graves. Cemeteries. Memorials. Funerals. Famous deaths. Forgotten lives. Serial killers. Accidents. Horror. Family history. Faith. Insurance. Estate planning. Ghosts. Near-death experiences. Mystery. Stories.
I keep finding stories where the grave is only the starting point. Somebody dies and suddenly there are families, money, memories, mysteries, faith questions, businesses, arguments, documentaries and occasionally a ghost involved. So I built Grave Freak around everything surrounding it. I’m building my own Parking Spots and Garage here with the same product I’m opening to you. If something around the grave is worth digging into, grab a Spot and build yours.
🔎 SEARCH THE ISLAND
Search a person, grave, cemetery, case, business, story, creator or keyword and find the Parking Spots around it.
RECENTLY PARKED
Graves, stories, memorials, businesses, current cases, history, faith, mystery and whatever else around the grave is interesting enough to deserve a Parking Spot.
⚰️ DEATH IS SIMPLE.
EVERYTHING AROUND IT ISN’T.
Somebody stops breathing. That’s the simple part.
Then everybody else gets involved: doctors, families, funeral homes, churches, cemeteries, crematoriums, insurance companies, lawyers, courts, police, reporters, genealogists, historians, monument companies, estate planners, filmmakers, authors and paranormal investigators.
Sometimes somebody dies peacefully in their sleep. Sometimes death takes years while the person at the center of it can no longer even explain what they want. Sometimes it is sudden, tragic, strange or suspicious enough that somebody eventually turns it into a documentary.
- A serial killer becomes a television series.
- An accidental death becomes a warning.
- A murder becomes a podcast.
- A house with a terrible story becomes a horror movie.
- A famous grave becomes a tourist destination.
- A family mystery becomes a genealogy obsession.
- A near-death experience becomes a religious question.
Meanwhile somebody with a license is calmly explaining why getting you into a pine box costs considerably more than the pine box appears to cost.
DEATH MAY BE INEVITABLE.
APPARENTLY THE UPGRADES ARE OPTIONAL.
That’s not one little niche. That’s an entire world.
That entire world interests me. Death is a natural part of everyday life. Everything people build around it is where things get complicated.
⭐ THREE PARTS OF THIS WORLD KEEP PULLING ME DOWN RABBIT HOLES
🪦 THE LIVES & LEGACIES
Graves. Family histories. Famous people. Forgotten people. Cemeteries. Memorials. Old photographs. Genealogy. The names carved into stone are usually the shortest version of a much bigger story.
💰 THE BUSINESS OF DYING
Funeral homes. Cemeteries. Caskets. Cremation. Urns. Monuments. Insurance. Estate planning. Lawyers. Mausoleums. Memorial forests. The person who died may be finished with the problem. Everybody around them isn’t.
👻 THE QUESTIONS THAT DON’T STAY BURIED
Faith. Eternity. Serial killers. True crime. Near-death experiences. Ghosts. Hauntings. Horror. Strange deaths. Unexplained things. Questions humans have been arguing about since somebody buried the first body.
THE GRAVE IS THE CENTER POINT.
EVERYTHING AROUND IT IS THE ISLAND.
🌴 THE GRAVE FREAK ISLAND
Grave Freak is one Island inside Freak Sites. Every Island has its own world. This one is built around everything surrounding the grave.
Some Islands have beaches. This one has plots. Some of them even come with headstones. 😂
I need enough room to wander around without turning the whole thing into one giant mess, so here’s where things currently park:
⚰️ Graves, Cemeteries & Memorials
Grave sites, cemetery plots, monuments, headstones, memorials, obituaries, historic cemeteries, famous graves, military graves, forgotten burial grounds and the stories buried with them.
🕯️ Funeral, Burial & Cremation
Funeral homes, burial services, cremation, urns, caskets, preplanning, memorial services and related products.
🌳 Legacy, Genealogy & Family History
Genealogy, ancestry, family histories, old photographs, biographies, forgotten relatives and legacy stories.
📋 Preparation, Insurance & Estate Planning
Life and final-expense insurance, annuities, wills, trusts, estate planning and other end-of-life preparation.
✝️ Faith, Death & Eternity
Religious beliefs, theology, death, the afterlife, ministries, prophecy, books, teachings and questions about eternity.
👻 Paranormal, Mystery & The Unexplained
Ghosts, hauntings, near-death experiences, supernatural encounters, unexplained phenomena and mysteries surrounding death or what may lie beyond it.
🎥 Creators, Media & Communities
Videos, podcasts, writers, researchers, storytellers, YouTubers, ministries, organizations, creators and communities built around subjects somewhere around the grave.
🎟️ Events, Tours & Gatherings
Cemetery tours, ghost tours, genealogy events, memorial events, lectures, conventions, gatherings and other time-specific Grave Freak events.
I’m building here myself — my Parking Spots, my Garage, my stories and whatever rabbit hole around the grave I dig into next.
And the same Parking Spots are open to people who want to build their own Garage around this world too.
No shovel required.
THIS ISN’T JUST A CLASSIFIED SITE FOR SOMEBODY’S UNUSED CEMETERY PLOT.
Although, yes, you can park that here too.
Grave Freak was built on the mechanics of a classified-listing site, so a Parking Spot can absolutely be used to sell or promote something.
A cemetery plot. A casket. A monument. A funeral service. A genealogy service. A book. A ghost tour. A memorial product. An insurance service. Something else that genuinely belongs somewhere around the grave.
That’s useful. It’s just nowhere close to the whole thing.
“CEMETERY PLOT FOR SALE.
NICE LOCATION.
MOTIVATED SELLER.”
Maybe you’ll even get buried next to somebody who doesn’t have your last name.
THERE’S A LOT MORE BURIED HERE THAN THAT.
If the connection to the grave makes sense, there’s probably a place for it here.
🔎 I WANTED ONE PLACE TO FIND MY OWN STUFF AGAIN.
Grave Freak covers a massive subject, and I can create a lot of content around it. Why not? The market is huge, the content is endless and there are plenty of commercial angles. So I built an Island around it.
Cemeteries. Famous deaths. Cremation. Genealogy. Body donation. Faith. Insurance. Ghosts. The afterlife. Current stories. History. Commentary.
Some of those Parking Spots may point people toward Wicked Darkness, Freak Sites, Cool Car Guy, my Sales Freak account or something else I’m building.
Some are simply stories or subjects I wanted to explore.
Either way, months later I don’t want to remember which social feed, video description, folder or digital drawer I threw something into.
I want to remember one thing.
THE KEYWORD.
Somebody brings up a subject and I think:
“I ALREADY WROTE ABOUT THIS.”
I don’t start scrolling through old posts.
I come back to Grave Freak and type what I remember.
CREMATION.
CEMETERY.
BURIAL.
GHOST.
AFTERLIFE.
BAM. THERE’S THE PARKING SPOT.
Maybe I want to read it again.
Maybe something changed and I want to update it.
Maybe somebody is arguing about the subject and I already did the work.
Copy the link. Send it. Have a nice day.
A social post gets a timestamp.
A Parking Spot gets an address.
That’s what I wanted.
A searchable Island built around everything surrounding the grave, where the content I create doesn’t disappear into a feed.
Remember the subject. Search the Island. Find the Parking Spot.
YOU DON’T NEED A DEATH-CARE BUSINESS TO START.
YOU JUST NEED SOMETHING WORTH DIGGING INTO.
⚰️ WANT TO CLAIM A LITTLE GROUND ON MY ISLAND?
I built Grave Freak because this world is enormous — death, history, faith, mystery, memorials, business, family stories and everything people build around the end of life.
Apparently I built a pretty large cemetery. Okay — Island. 😂
I’m building my own Parking Spots and Garage here with the same product I’m opening to you.
You do not need to own a funeral home, cemetery, genealogy service, insurance business, ghost-tour company, ministry, media channel or anything else to start.
You just need something around the grave worth digging into.
A person. A grave. A cemetery. A famous death. A family mystery. A funeral story. A strange case. A faith question. A ghost story. A forgotten life. A memorial. A business. A current controversy. Something you want to understand, explain, preserve or argue about.
Use AI if it helps. Build the Parking Spot. Give the subject its own page and URL. Distribute it. Watch the counter. Build another one when you dig up something else worth parking.
Already have photographs, research, a video, an obituary, genealogy notes, a story or a project?
Great. Bring the useful parts with you.
Starting with nothing but an idea?
That’s fine too. Every rabbit hole starts somewhere.
One Grave Freak Parking Spot is $7 one time. No subscription. No scheduled renewal. No scheduled expiration.
Leave seven bucks in the Parking Spot box and claim a little ground.
Depending on what you’re parking, your Parking Spot might even have a plot of its own. 😂
THE METER DOESN’T KEEP RUNNING.
You get the same basic Parking Spot tools I use:
- Up to 25 photos
- Up to two supported embedded videos
- Up to 30,000 characters for writing
- More than enough room for the obituary, the backstory and the conspiracy theory
- Your own dedicated URL
- Links, contact information and calls to action
- A public view counter
- A place inside the searchable Grave Freak Island
THE PARKING SPOT IS THE PRODUCT.
IT’S THE SAME PRODUCT I USE TO BUILD MY OWN GRAVE FREAK GARAGE.
Use it like a classified listing.
Use it like a story page.
Use it to document something you don’t want disappearing into a feed.
If it genuinely belongs somewhere around the grave, park it.
If something changes, update it.
If you’re done with it, remove it.
No shovel required.
WANT TO PUSH ONE PARKING SPOT FURTHER?
The standard $7 Parking Spot is the starting point. There are also optional one-time products when they make sense:
- Video Spotlight — $99
A finished 3–5 minute video you provide and I approve for publication through the @FreakSites channels on YouTube and Rumble, with links back to the active Parking Spot. - StoryDrive™ 1000 — $299
A commitment to 1,000 additional recorded views for one active, eligible Parking Spot under the current StoryDrive™ terms.
The Parking Spot stays the core product.
ONE PARKING SPOT IS A PAGE.
YOUR GARAGE IS YOUR CHANNEL.
THAT CAN BECOME A BUSINESS.
Every Parking Spot connects to your profile inside GraveFreak.com.
Build one and you have one page. Keep digging and those Parking Spots collect inside your Grave Freak Garage.
Yes, I know. A Garage on an Island built around graves sounds a little strange. That’s Freak Sites. We’re keeping it. 😂
That Garage can become your own Channel inside the Island — a growing body of work around whatever part of this world keeps pulling you back.
Genealogy. Famous deaths. True crime. Cemeteries. Faith. Paranormal stories. Funeral economics. Memorials. Forgotten lives. Estate planning. Your own investigations. Whatever.
Maybe you already have a business, project, channel, ministry, collection or audience.
Great.
Maybe you don’t.
That’s fine too. The Garage is the container. The Parking Spots are the things you keep digging up and putting in it.
I’m doing the same thing with mine. I have no shortage of graves to wander past. 😂
🛠️ YES. YOU BUILD YOUR OWN PARKING SPOT.
Don’t panic. No shovel. No embalming license. No black suit required. 😂
GraveFreak.com isn’t a done-for-you publishing or advertising agency. It’s a self-service system I built because I wanted to use it myself — then I opened the same tools to you.
Click Grab A Spot. Pick the category that fits. Add the writing, photographs, videos, links, contact information and whatever else the subject needs.
If staring at a blank page makes your brain hurt, use AI. I do.
Just make it true and make sure it genuinely belongs somewhere around the grave.
Then have at it.
💰 WANT TO DO WHAT I’M DOING?
I’m building Grave Freak by using the product myself — and selling the same $7 Parking Spots other people can use to build here too.
I create Parking Spots. I build my Garage. I use AI. I distribute what I create. I watch what gets attention. And I show people what I’m doing.
You can do the same thing.
The Grave Freak Affiliate Program is free to apply for. Approval is required. You do not have to buy a Parking Spot just to become an affiliate.
Build your Garage. Show somebody what you’re doing.
If somebody buys a qualifying $7 Parking Spot through your affiliate relationship, you earn 20% on the direct sale.
If that assigned customer comes back later and buys another qualifying Parking Spot or other commissionable Grave Freak product?
You can get paid again.
You’re not getting a piece of somebody else’s funeral, cemetery plot, insurance policy, monument, genealogy service or anything else happening outside Grave Freak. Affiliate commissions are paid on qualifying Grave Freak product sales.
Want to build a connected network too?
20% → 15% → 10% → 5% → 5%
You don’t get paid for joining.
You don’t get paid just because somebody becomes an affiliate.
You don’t get paid just because somebody clicks a link.
The product has to sell.
The dead may have stories. The living are still the customers. 😂
BUILD IT.
SHOW IT.
SELL IT.
DUPLICATE IT.
I BUILT THE PRODUCT.
YOU CAN USE IT, SELL IT AND BUILD A NETWORK AROUND IT.
⚰️ GRAVE TALK
Death. History. Faith. True crime. Funeral economics. Strange cases. Famous graves. Ghosts. Survival. Questions. And whatever else catches my attention around the grave.
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I BUILT THE ISLAND.
I BUILT THE PRODUCT.
YOU CAN USE IT TOO. CLAIM A LITTLE GROUND.
Read the stories. Watch what gets built. Search the Island. See what people park here.
If something around the grave is worth digging into, give it a Parking Spot. No shovel required.
Illustrations and examples are provided for educational, explanatory and editorial storytelling purposes.